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2016 Vintage: The Smartwatch Pulpit Hijack

Watching the tech-savvy head pastor attempt to read his Sunday homily off a sleek new smartwatch, only for his wrist to flash brightly and vibrate continuously with text message updates from his family throughout the sermon.

Part of the 38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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