2008 Vintage: The Bluetooth Ringtone Chaos
Why did the vice principal look so defeated during the final exams? Because a student managed to broadcast a low-quality rap beat via Bluetooth to… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Bluetooth Ringtone Chaos
2008 Classic: The Reader Bath
Why Kate Winslet? For finally winning her Oscar by being very serious, very German, and very naked. Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes:… Read More »2008 Classic: The Reader Bath
2007 Archive: The Cyber Command Seeds
Why did the Pentagon call the internet a “Battlefield” in 2007? To justify why the IT guy now has a “Combat Action Ribbon” for fighting… Read More »2007 Archive: The Cyber Command Seeds
2007 Vintage: The Ghost Rider Wig
Why Nicolas Cage? For proving that if your head is a flaming skull, people will finally stop asking questions about your hairpiece. Part of the… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Ghost Rider Wig
2006 Legacy: The Twitter Therapy
My psychiatrist told me to start tweeting my feelings. I said, “I can’t fit my childhood trauma into 140 characters.” He said, “Perfect, then it’s… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Twitter Therapy
2006 Archive: The Dick Clark Tribute
Why the emotion? For a man who proved that you can host a show for 50 years and never actually age. Part of the 41… Read More »2006 Archive: The Dick Clark Tribute
2006 Vintage: The Justin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Justin. / Justin who? / Justin time to bring SexyBack! (Justin Timberlake’s 2006 hit) Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Justin
2006 Archive: The Radio
She hates “Garage Rock.” She says, “If it was meant to be in a garage, why isn’t it cleaning it?” Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2006 Archive: The Radio
2005 Legacy: The Battle of Ramadi
Why was it called the “Graveyard of Angels”? Because in 2005, the insurgency decided that if they couldn’t win a fair fight, they’d just turn… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Battle of Ramadi
2005 Archive: The Napoleon Dynamite Fan (Late to the party)
“Make yourself a dang quesadilla… in the dark!” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube Revolution archive. Historically Verified