1999 Classic: The American Pie Teen
One, but you don’t want to know what they did with the bulb. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1999 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1999 Classic: The American Pie Teen
1999 Archive: The Wallpaper
I’m a decorator. I’m just part of the background. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: The Valentine’s Day
Bill gives Hillary a card. It says: “I love you… and that’s the ‘is’ truth.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar… Read More »1998 Classic: The Valentine’s Day
1998 Legacy: The Furby Craze
Why did the NSA ban Furbys from their headquarters? Because they were afraid the toys would record top-secret conversations. It was the only time in… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Furby Craze
1998 Vintage: The Martini Shake
A bartender shakes a martini so hard his fedora falls off. Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Martini Shake
1997 Legacy: The Java Script
Why did the dad bring a cup of coffee to the computer? He heard it needed “Java.” Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Java Script
1997 Vintage: The Suburban Dad
“Who touched the thermostat while I was changing this bulb?!” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1996 Archive: The Memory
“Doctor, I’ve got a terrible memory.” “Since when?” “Since when what?” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition… Read More »1996 Archive: The Memory
1996 Classic: The Specialist
My specialist is so expensive, his waiting room has a cover charge and a two-drink minimum. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed… Read More »1996 Classic: The Specialist
1996 Legacy: Escape from L.A.
Why did the zombie look like Kurt Russell? Because Snake Plissken was back, and he didn’t care if your house was “in the zone” or… Read More »1996 Legacy: Escape from L.A.