1996 Legacy: Escape from L.A.

Why did the zombie look like Kurt Russell? Because Snake Plissken was back, and he didn’t care if your house was “in the zone” or not.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »

In 1999, Halloween was a glitch in the system. We were all wearin...read more »

A black cat crossed the road on Halloween and a man yelled, “Bad ...read more »

31 Halloween Jokes: The 2024 “Beetlejuice & Moo Deng” Edition...read more »

Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »

In 1997, Halloween was a mix of futuristic optimism and VHS nosta...read more »

Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »

In 2005, Halloween was a mix of tragic space operas, the birth of...read more »

Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »

In 2019, Halloween was a monumental finale. We were busy saying "...read more »

In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »

In 2001, Halloween felt like the start of a cinematic golden age....read more »

Why was the teenager using a phone with a physical charging port?...read more »

In 2023, Halloween was a pink-tinted explosion of pop culture. We...read more »

@Austin_Powers_Doctor10/28/2014 14:32One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Salt_Bae_Original01/08/2005 01:02Sprinkling some humor on this archive.

@Best_Viewed_IE407/24/2010 17:37Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!

@Shut_Up_Money12/03/2009 00:53Shut up and take my laughter!

@Social_Media_G07/20/2007 19:20I’m going to poke you for this joke!

@Selfie_King_0501/01/2012 23:52Taking a photo of me laughing!