2004 Archive: Catwoman
Why was the cat costume so… leather-heavy? Because Halle Berry tried her best, but the only thing scarier than the villain was the movie’s Rotten… Read More »2004 Archive: Catwoman
2004 Vintage: The iPod
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / iPod. / iPod who? / iPod (I-paid) for the Mini, so I’m broke! (iPod Mini launched in 2004) Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: The iPod
2004 Archive: The Monkey
I’m “swinging” by your profile. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Vintage: The Sheep
I’m “following” the trends. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Emergency
A special school assembly called because someone kept projecting a tiny red dot onto the principal’s jacket during the morning announcements. Part of the 37… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Emergency
2001 Legacy: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the sink, it’s overflowing! Part of the 39 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Dwayne
2001 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2001 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
2001 Archive: The Blue Screen
Why were passengers praying? They saw a Blue Screen of Death on the gate monitor and thought it was the plane’s navigation system. Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The Blue Screen
2001 Classic: The Internship
Why was the intern crying? He found out that “shredding” wasn’t a cool new term for skateboarding, but his actual job for the next six… Read More »2001 Classic: The Internship
2000 Legacy: The Sydney “Fatty Vautin” Moment
Why was Australian humor everywhere? Because the Games were professional, but the local vibe was pure “no worries, mate.” Part of the 50 Sports Jokes:… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Sydney “Fatty Vautin” Moment