2003 Vintage: The Sheep

I’m “following” the trends.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

I’m "settling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

This pun is "shucking" high-definition.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "shaking" off the legacy bugs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "changing" my mental frequency.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

@MIRC_Operator03/11/2004 15:25/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Men_In_Black_J01/05/2009 02:59Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!

@QuickTime_Viewer09/30/2014 04:28Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Melrose_Place_Fan04/06/2007 21:27Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Hellboy_Red07/31/2000 20:26I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Bill_Ted_Excell12/05/2000 11:03Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Charlie_Bit_Me05/31/2013 13:33Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@No_Way_Jose10/27/2000 14:40No way! That’s too much!

@Wall_Post_Hero08/27/2009 05:56Posting this to my own wall right now!