The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a loud thud.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Plug and Play laughter!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.