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2002 Vintage: The Laser Pointer Emergency

A special school assembly called because someone kept projecting a tiny red dot onto the principal’s jacket during the morning announcements.

Part of the 37 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man Hype, Kelly Clarkson & Windows XP Media Center” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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