Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the sink, it’s overflowing!
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I just set this as my away message. Classic!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
The best thing since version 1.0!