Why were passengers praying? They saw a Blue Screen of Death on the gate monitor and thought it was the plane’s navigation system.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
First! And it’s funny!