1996 Archive: The Memory

“Doctor, I’ve got a terrible memory.” “Since when?” “Since when what?”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

@Palm_Pilot_User12/30/2002 05:39Syncing this joke to my handheld device.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher04/27/2010 15:15I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Requiem_Dreamer02/05/2011 04:17That was intense... and funny!

@Goonies_Never_D09/25/2014 17:52Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Bill_Ted_Excell06/19/2009 05:48Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H12/30/1995 08:43Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Prestige_World_W05/05/2014 21:18Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).

@Filter_Fanatic06/24/2000 13:26This joke looks better with a sepia filter.