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2009 Classic: The Frog

 I’m “leaping” ahead.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Doom_Guy12/15/1999 08:23Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
@South_Park_Cartman02/02/2004 08:30Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
@Malware_Hunter05/21/1995 19:19Scanning... Laughs detected!
@Prestige_World_W06/15/2010 07:29Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Dale_Doback_Fan11/13/2006 02:45Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Best_Viewed_IE403/11/2005 21:27Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Flickr_User_0411/01/2013 00:35A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Leet_Speaker_7711/16/2010 20:337h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
@David_After_Dent09/28/2004 19:49Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

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