2017 Vintage: The Bar Snack

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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2000, the bar was the only place to process the fact that the ...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »

Part Two: A guy walks in wearing a stillsuit and riding a giant w...read more »

A linguistic twist on a familiar scene.A dyslexic man walks into ...read more »

A guy from Mars, a guy from Earth, and a guy from the Metaverse ...read more »

A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »

The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

A guy gets kicked out for being too drunk. He says, "It’s okay! ...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

A guy walks in and the bartender immediately hands him a tequila...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan03/16/2011 14:43Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Cheers_Norm05/12/1998 21:11Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.

@Beverly_Hills_9021010/16/2009 08:32The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette04/25/2014 01:43I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Gnutella_User05/14/2003 22:05Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan04/24/2011 17:01Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Digimon_Tamer05/08/2004 03:54My joke just digivolved into a better one!

@This_Is_Fine_Dog12/23/2002 23:58Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.