2023 Archive: The USB-C “Action Button”
Why was the manager pressing the side of his phone? He programmed it to “Open Slack” so he could feel the stress even faster. Part… Read More »2023 Archive: The USB-C “Action Button”
2022 Legacy: The “Heat Waves” (Wait, still?!)
This song is the indestructible wall of the 2020s. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 2022 Slap & Soar archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make “Battery Full” sound like a threat. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Slap” Edition… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Phone
2022 Classic: The Maverick
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Maverick. / Maverick who? / Maverick (Have-a-quick) look, I’m flying past your door! Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2022 Classic: The Maverick
2021 Vintage: The “Great Resignation” Exit Interview
Why did the employee say “It’s not me, it’s the lack of remote work”? Because 2021 was the year “Freedom” meant “Not wearing a tie.”… Read More »2021 Vintage: The “Great Resignation” Exit Interview
2021 Classic: The “C’mon Man” Catchphrase
Why does the President say it so much? To remind us that in 2021, “Common Sense” was the rarest resource in the entire federal government.… Read More »2021 Classic: The “C’mon Man” Catchphrase
2021 Legacy: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
A financial board member trying to prove a historical error to the pastor after the service, citing an online encyclopedia article that he personally edited… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
2021 Vintage: The Frog
I’m “leaping” into the next era. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: The Escape
I’m “fleeing” from the office culture. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Couch Commute Comfort
The high school senior who claimed his biggest accomplishment of the spring semester was reducing his travel time from thirty minutes on a loud bus… Read More »2021 Classic: The Couch Commute Comfort