2021 Archive: The QR Code Menu
A guy spent ten minutes staring at a coaster. The bartender asks, “Need help?” The guy says, “I’m just waiting for this pattern to tell… Read More »2021 Archive: The QR Code Menu
2020 Archive: The TikTok Ban
Why were lawyers busy in 2011? They were trying to figure out if you can “extradite” a dance move to a US server. Part of… Read More »2020 Archive: The TikTok Ban
2020 Classic: The Emergency
“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Data Scientist!” “Great, flatten this guy’s curve!” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic &… Read More »2020 Classic: The Emergency
2020 Legacy: Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Why Dolittle? For proving that we didn’t need another version of the doctor, especially one who performs surgery on a dragon’s colon. Part of the 34… Read More »2020 Legacy: Worst Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
2020 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
The pastor losing the audio connection for three sentences every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit in the rectory office kicks into high gear… Read More »2020 Archive: The Window AC Jet Engine
2019 Legacy: The Kawhi Leonard “Clippers” Move
Why was it a heist? Because he recruited Paul George and moved to LA in the middle of the night, leaving the Raptors and Lakers… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Kawhi Leonard “Clippers” Move
2019 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
Why did Vice win? Because turning Christian Bale into Dick Cheney is the ultimate “Special Effect” for a human face. Part of the 40 Oscars… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Best Makeup Win
2018 Archive: The Widows Heist
Viola Davis is the boss. 2018 is the year of the “prestige action thriller.” Part of the 75 Observational One-Liners: The 2018 Snap Reality archive.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Widows Heist
2017 Archive: The Face ID Authentication Panic
Holding a brand-new iPhone X three inches from your face at 7:00 AM, screaming at it to unlock, and being rejected because the computer doesn’t… Read More »2017 Archive: The Face ID Authentication Panic
2017 Classic: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Classic: The Gym Socks