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“Is there a doctor here?” “I’m a Data Scientist!” “Great, flatten this guy’s curve!”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

@Net_Neutral_9504/10/1996 01:49This is why we need the internet.

@Pokemon_Blue03/05/2015 13:18Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Napster_Search05/08/1999 19:37Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt

@Rocket_Power_9908/12/2000 13:43We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Old_School_Frank04/13/2008 18:58We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Cool_Story_Bro07/08/2000 22:56Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Retweet_King08/14/2006 11:29RT if you think this is funny!