1998 Classic: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Ralph Fiennes? For looking like he wanted to teleport back to Schindler’s List every time he shared a scene with a CGI bee. Part of the… Read More »1998 Classic: Worst Actor Runner-up
1997 Classic: The Thermostat Security Grid
Instantly detecting a half-degree drop in hallway temperature from three rooms away and loudly demanding to know who left the basement door unlatched. Part of… Read More »1997 Classic: The Thermostat Security Grid
1997 Vintage: South Park’s Mr. Hankey
Why was Santa offended? Because 1997 was the year a cartoon about a “Christmas Poo” became a national phenomenon. Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes:… Read More »1997 Vintage: South Park’s Mr. Hankey
1996 Vintage: The Starter Jacket Sanctuary
The teenager refusing to take off his oversized Charlotte Hornets starter jacket during the service despite the church furnace running at maximum capacity. Part of… Read More »1996 Vintage: The Starter Jacket Sanctuary
1996 Archive: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I want a second opinion.” “Okay, come back tomorrow and I’ll tell you something else that’s wrong.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »1996 Archive: The Second Opinion
1995 Legacy: The “Mosquito” Defense
Why did we use citronella candles? To prove that the only thing more persistent than a British Redcoat is a hungry insect in July. Part… Read More »1995 Legacy: The “Mosquito” Defense