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1996 Vintage: The Starter Jacket Sanctuary

The teenager refusing to take off his oversized Charlotte Hornets starter jacket during the service despite the church furnace running at maximum capacity.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Dial-Up Tones & Fellowship Halls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Stick_Death_Fan11/09/2010 06:06Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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