2015 Legacy: The Launch of Disney+ (Announced / Rumors)

Why did the government worry? Because they realized that “Mickey Mouse” has a better “Loyalty Program” than the Social Security Administration.

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2012, the world was supposedly ending, but politicians were to...read more »

In 2006, the world shrank to 140 characters. It was the year of t...read more »

Why was Washington so heavily guarded in January? Because after t...read more »

Why were they fighting over Helium-3? Because in 2025, it was the...read more »

In 2010, politics went mobile, and the world found out exactly wh...read more »

In 2004, the world felt like it was finally connecting, but the s...read more »

In 2002, the world was still checking its shoes at the airport an...read more »

In 2008, the world economy felt like a game of Jenga played by pe...read more »

Why did politicians stop using TikTok? Because Gen Alpha decided ...read more »

Why did the station orbiting the Moon become the new UN? Because ...read more »

Why did politicians use a special Tinder? To only match with peop...read more »

In 2013, privacy became a myth, the Papacy became "cool," and the...read more »

Why was an amendment proposed in 2025 to allow algorithms to vote...read more »

A climate summit in Dubai led by an oil company CEO—that's like a...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro04/21/2013 00:33Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Forrest_Gump_8809/14/1998 22:49Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Clueless_Cher03/11/2008 00:55As if! This is too funny.

@C++_Dev_9804/10/2009 14:58I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Startup_Kid04/25/1997 17:52Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!

@Emule_Donkey01/19/2002 09:24Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Heathers_Winona03/20/2006 13:39Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Bernie_Mittens12/24/2007 15:42I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.