1997 Vintage: South Park’s Mr. Hankey

Why was Santa offended? Because 1997 was the year a cartoon about a “Christmas Poo” became a national phenomenon.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »

Why is the 2025 holiday so "neon"? Because the trailer for Grand...read more »

Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »

In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »

In 2014, Christmas was "Awesome" (Volume 1). We were all wearing ...read more »

In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »

Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »

In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »

Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »

In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

Why are there so many mechanical barks in the park? Because 2025...read more »

Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »

Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »

Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »

@Lycos_Dog04/18/2013 10:28Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Yahoo_Directory03/18/2015 17:48Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Friends_Lover06/26/1997 13:28Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Emule_Donkey08/20/1997 07:38Waiting in the queue was worth it.

@Y_U_NO_Laugh05/15/2003 21:06Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?

@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/04/2003 17:30All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Clans_Leader_9902/04/2002 20:48Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!

@Newgrounds_User01/08/2004 16:02Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!