Why was everyone flipping their phones? Because in 2005, if your phone didn’t look like a piece of colorful shrapnel, you weren’t “in.”
Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
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41 Christmas Jokes: The 1995 “Tinsel & VHS Tapes” Edition
In 1995, Christmas was a battle between the old world and the dig...read more »
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2024 Legacy: Gladiator II
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
That was super fast and super funny!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
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