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2005 Archive: The Motorola “RAZR” V3 (Pink/Blue)

 Why was everyone flipping their phones? Because in 2005, if your phone didn’t look like a piece of colorful shrapnel, you weren’t “in.”

Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Couch Jumping” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CRT_Brightness04/11/2014 08:36I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Incredibles_Dash04/12/2004 05:40That was super fast and super funny!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril01/08/2009 08:55He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli04/23/2007 15:22That still only counts as one laugh!
@Donny_V_ShutUp06/21/1996 07:08Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Offspring_Guy05/12/2001 20:49The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@ODP_Editor_9908/11/2000 12:14Approved for the Open Directory Project!
@Android_Bot_9904/02/2005 01:21Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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