1995 Legacy: The “Mosquito” Defense

Why did we use citronella candles? To prove that the only thing more persistent than a British Redcoat is a hungry insect in July.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »

In 2022, Independence Day was a "High-Octane Revival." We were al...read more »

Why was the host gone? Because like Dua Lipa, he did a "Houdini" ...read more »

In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »

In 2025, Independence Day was "Optimized." We celebrated the 249t...read more »

Why was the 2025 BBQ so distracted? Because everyone was busy ana...read more »

In 2019, Independence Day was a "Cultural Finale." We were all sa...read more »

Why was Grandpa's speech so eloquent? Because he used "Patriot-Bo...read more »

Why was the American flag changing colors? Because it was an LED-...read more »

Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »

In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »

In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner09/09/2006 22:30Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@BBS_Sysop09/02/2007 15:20Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan10/12/2003 01:38Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Flashdance_What10/28/1995 18:29What a feeling! (Being funny).

@PeanutButter_J09/09/1996 05:32It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@One_Does_Not_S09/28/1996 01:33One does not simply read one joke.

@Fred_Channel_0605/06/2011 21:32HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

@Not_Bad_Obama05/28/2003 01:12Not bad. Not bad at all.