Why did the monsters win? Because turning an actor into a pale man with no nose is the official facial of 2007.
Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Archive: The "Gladiator II" Triumph
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2024 Archive: The "Godzilla Minus One" Shoes
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2024 Vintage: The Best Adapted Screenplay
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42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
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2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Oscars Vibe
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2025 Legacy: The Best Original Screenplay
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2025 Archive: The Best Original Score
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2024 Classic: The Best Costume Design
Why did Poor Things win? Because puffy sleeves and Victorian-punk...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Conan "Ginger" Joke
Why did he call himself a "Human Cheeto"? To show that even at th...read more »
2024 Archive: The Best Picture Win
Why did the bomb win? Because the Academy decided that "Serious C...read more »
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I am listening... and I am laughing.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!