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2017 Archive: The Face ID Authentication Panic

Holding a brand-new iPhone X three inches from your face at 7:00 AM, screaming at it to unlock, and being rejected because the computer doesn’t recognize Grandma without her hair rollers and reading glasses.

Part of the 34 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2017 “Face ID Phobia, Fidget Spinner Frenzy & Remote Control Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Senior & Aging Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper01/13/2015 13:23Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@SpiceGirls_Fan10/07/2008 06:46Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Friends_Lover09/01/2013 08:10Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Twelve_Monkeys_F07/29/2011 10:09The future is laughing at us.
@iPhone_User_0701/13/2011 05:22There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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