2016 Vintage: The “Drain the Swamp” (Reality)
Why was the Cabinet being picked from Wall Street? To show that the “Swamp” just needed a more “High-End” class of water. Part of the… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Drain the Swamp” (Reality)
2016 Archive: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2016 Archive: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
2016 Classic: The Jägerbomb
Still causing “Internal Server Errors” in people’s brains. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The MSN Messenger “Final, Final Goodbye”
Why was it still in the jokes? Because the nostalgia for the “Buzz” sound never truly dies. Part of the 69 Office Groaners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Classic: The MSN Messenger “Final, Final Goodbye”
2016 Legacy: The Silence Devotion
Why Liam Neeson and Andrew Garfield? For another year of Andrew Garfield looking very stressed and spiritual in a forest, this time with even more… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Silence Devotion
2015 Legacy: The Launch of Disney+ (Announced / Rumors)
Why did the government worry? Because they realized that “Mickey Mouse” has a better “Loyalty Program” than the Social Security Administration. Part of the 39… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Launch of Disney+ (Announced / Rumors)
2015 Vintage: The Battery
I’m “positive” my watch needs a charge. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy
A guy walks in with a raccoon and a small potted plant. The bartender says, “No pets.” The guy says, “He’s not a pet, he’s… Read More »2014 Archive: The Guardians of the Galaxy
2013 Legacy: The Monsters University Student
One, but they have to pass “Intro to Scaring” first. Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of the Frozen Sing-along… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Monsters University Student
2013 Legacy: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Sunday Coupon Swap