A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.
Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Llama approved! This joke really whips!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
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Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Deal with it. This is gold.