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2019 Legacy: The Kawhi Leonard “Clippers” Move

Why was it a heist? Because he recruited Paul George and moved to LA in the middle of the night, leaving the Raptors and Lakers in the dust.

Part of the 47 Sports Jokes: The 2019 “The Bounce & Tiger’s Roar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Linux_Kernel_0.112/17/2002 01:46Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/11/1996 12:36Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@Legally_Blonde_Elle03/21/1998 19:15What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Hanson_Fan_9704/16/1995 00:31Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei12/12/1997 03:05You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky02/14/2003 09:01One billion... laughs!
@Rick_Roller_0702/20/2006 18:42Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

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