2007 Classic: The “Makes Me Wonder”
Another Maroon 5 hit. They are the official managers of the 2007 radio waves. Part of the 62 Observational One-Liners: The 2007 Tech & Tumble… Read More »2007 Classic: The “Makes Me Wonder”
2007 Vintage: The Timbaland “Shock Value” Takeover
Why was he on every track? Because between Nelly Furtado, JT, and OneRepublic, Timbaland was the official architect of the 2007 radio sound. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Timbaland “Shock Value” Takeover
2007 Classic: The Hypochondriac
“I have a rare digital fever.” “That’s just your laptop overheating on your lap.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch &… Read More »2007 Classic: The Hypochondriac
2006 Classic: The Amy Winehouse Fan
“They tried to make me go to Home Depot, I said no, no, no.” Part of the 69 Light Bulb Jokes: 2006 – The Wii-mote… Read More »2006 Classic: The Amy Winehouse Fan
2006 Legacy: The Apocalypto
“I’m running for my life!” “You’re just late for the bus, relax.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Apocalypto
2004 Vintage: The Alec Baldwin Presence
Why was he there for The Cooler? To prove that a good actor can make “Bad Luck” look like a career choice. Part of the… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Alec Baldwin Presence
2003 Legacy: The Return of the King
I finally finished the Lord of the Rings. It was a “ring-ing” success. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Return of the King
2003 Vintage: The Tikrit “Spider Hole”
Why was Saddam found in a hole? To prove that being a “Grand Dictator” usually ends with you being a “Reluctant Gardener.” Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Tikrit “Spider Hole”
2001 Legacy: The Shrek
An ogre walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind.” The ogre says, “That’s okay, I’m like an onion—I have layers,… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Shrek
2000 Vintage: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Why was the cat “flying” across the room? Because the kids were trying to recreate Wuxia gravity-defying stunts on the curtains. Part of the 37… Read More »2000 Vintage: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon