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2003 Legacy: The Return of the King

 I finally finished the Lord of the Rings. It was a “ring-ing” success.

Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9904/15/2003 23:57Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@AskJeeves_Fan08/01/1997 19:09Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@HTML_Hacker04/30/2012 10:30<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Requiem_Dreamer06/16/2001 17:48That was intense... and funny!
@Snatch_Mickey10/21/1998 12:54Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/26/2011 09:55Silently laughing in the snow.
@Zoolander_Mug10/17/2011 14:07I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@Brick_Tamland_L02/10/1995 13:40I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Get_Flash_Player11/03/2008 00:35Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran12/27/2008 13:01Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

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