Why was the guy sweating? He tried to “Blade” through the Heathrow terminal and realized that carpet and 80mm wheels don’t mix.
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1998 “Search & Survival” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
First! And it’s funny!