2007 Classic: The Hypochondriac

“I have a rare digital fever.” “That’s just your laptop overheating on your lap.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

In 2015, the medical world officially moved onto the wrist with t...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

@Internet_Explorer_312/12/1996 20:52Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Lycos_Dog01/22/2014 22:39Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!

@Overclocker_Pro08/22/2000 15:24My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S04/08/2005 01:33I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Mini_Me_Rocks06/30/2013 12:03... (Laughter in silence).

@Hansel_So_Hot10/16/2006 06:03That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@White_Goodman_G07/09/2005 12:59We’re better than you, and we know it!