2000 Vintage: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Why was the cat “flying” across the room? Because the kids were trying to recreate Wuxia gravity-defying stunts on the curtains.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2008, Christmas was a clash between billionaire superheroes an...read more »

In 2010, Christmas was a dream within a dream. We were all trying...read more »

Why was the family argument so intense? Because Alex Garland mad...read more »

Why was Uncle Jim sharing way too much personal information? Bec...read more »

Why was the niece so late to dinner? Because Sabrina Carpenter g...read more »

Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »

Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »

In 2016, Christmas was a strange mix of virtual reality and 80s n...read more »

Why was the snowman smiling? Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »

Why was everyone acting like a tiny, sweaty pygmy hippo? Because...read more »

In 2000, Christmas was the ultimate relief—the world didn't end, ...read more »

Why was the teenager using a device from 2004? Because "digital ...read more »

Why were the kids obsessed with a giant brown fluffball? Because...read more »

In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »

@Married_With_Kids01/07/1998 13:58Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril06/19/2010 15:46He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Brazil_Terry_G12/24/1999 14:38Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Goonies_Never_D12/03/2004 22:07Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Neopets_Trader03/13/2002 02:23Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!