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2003 Vintage: The Tikrit “Spider Hole”

Why was Saddam found in a hole? To prove that being a “Grand Dictator” usually ends with you being a “Reluctant Gardener.”

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link09/22/2002 23:07It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Pager_Guy04/15/1999 16:59Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Tech_Support_Guy05/20/1998 08:04Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Sion_Partier09/08/2015 08:13The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Hansel_So_Hot05/24/2006 21:40That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
@Step_Brothers_B05/05/1999 13:09Did we just become best friends? Yup!
@WordPress_Fan_0304/19/1995 03:16The best thing since version 1.0!
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