2014 Classic: The Amazon Echo
Alexa moved in. My wife is jealous because I actually listen to Alexa’s reminders but forget everything she tells me. Part of the 60 Marriage… Read More »2014 Classic: The Amazon Echo
2013 Legacy: The Reality Producer
“Can we get the bulb to admit it’s ‘not here to make friends’?” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year of… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Reality Producer
2013 Vintage: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” happy with my digital life. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
Detecting a tiny half-degree temperature change from three rooms away and immediately shouting about the rising cost of heating oil in the local market. Part… Read More »2012 Archive: The Hallway Thermostat Lockdown
2012 Archive: The Game of Thrones
“Valar Morghulis,” a guy says to the bartender. The bartender replies, “Valar Dohaeris—all men must serve. What do you want to drink?” Part of the… Read More »2012 Archive: The Game of Thrones
2012 Archive: The Hugo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition… Read More »2012 Archive: The Hugo
2011 Legacy: The Jam
I’m “jamming” to LMFAO’s “Party Rock Anthem.” Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The Snapchat
A guy takes a photo of his drink and says, “In ten seconds, this photo will disappear!” The bartender says, “In ten seconds, that drink… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Snapchat
2010 Vintage: Bruno Mars – “Just the Way You Are”
Why was the atmosphere so romantic? Because Bruno told every girl she was amazing, and for a few minutes, nobody cared about the burnt pie.… Read More »2010 Vintage: Bruno Mars – “Just the Way You Are”
2008 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe
The church choir silently sweating through an unseasonably warm autumn Sunday because their stiff synthetic robes are completely impervious to the sanctuary’s weak ceiling fans.… Read More »2008 Archive: The Polyester Greenhouse Robe