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2013 Vintage: The Cat

 I’m “purr-fectly” happy with my digital life.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker02/12/1998 04:44It really whips the llama's ass!
@Pokemon_Blue12/05/2003 03:49Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Lion_King_Simba07/18/2011 11:44Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Napster_User_9902/04/1995 04:08Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Rewritable_CD06/05/2002 05:26I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Big_Snatch_Boris03/04/1996 20:56Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@Karate_Kid_Wax10/29/1996 13:11Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@Protoss_Pylon12/04/2012 08:09You must construct additional laughs!
@StrongBad_Mail10/12/2002 01:25I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut04/17/1998 01:07My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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