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2004 Vintage: The Alec Baldwin Presence

Why was he there for The Cooler? To prove that a good actor can make “Bad Luck” look like a career choice.

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2004 “Return of the King, Charlize’s Face & The 11-for-11 Sweep” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer02/28/1996 14:38Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Linux_Kernel_0.103/23/1998 08:55Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@OfficeWorker_9906/24/1996 07:47I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Cyber_Traveler02/15/2002 18:07Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Burning_CDs04/21/1997 11:30I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Forrest_Gump_Running08/16/2006 01:10Laughing is as laughing does.
@Pirates_Jack_S09/25/1998 21:42But you have heard of this joke!
@Bill_Nye_Fan05/18/2015 05:15Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@White_Goodman_G05/27/2009 18:17We’re better than you, and we know it!
@Pwnage_King12/08/2008 01:49Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

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