2014 Legacy: The Lorde
“We’ll never be royals.” “Clearly, judging by the fact that we’re eating ramen on a Friday night.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Lorde
2014 Legacy: The Milk
I’m “milking” my 15 minutes of internet fame. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2013
Why were we so ready for 2014? Because we had our new consoles, our selfies were on point, and we were pretty sure that “Let… Read More »2013 Vintage: New Year’s Eve 2013
2013 Legacy: The Laptop “Yoga” Flip
Why did the manager break his screen? He tried to turn his laptop into a tent and forgot that his model didn’t “bend that way.”… Read More »2013 Legacy: The Laptop “Yoga” Flip
2012 Archive: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out my fear. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The iPhone 4S Siri Prayer
The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating the brand-new voice assistant feature on his phone by asking it to find the shortest Bible verse, resulting in a… Read More »2011 Vintage: The iPhone 4S Siri Prayer
2011 Vintage: The Website
I’m “weaving” a web of followers on Pinterest. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Archive: The Sailor
“A dark room is just a ship in a storm with no lighthouse.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow… Read More »2011 Archive: The Sailor
2010 Legacy: The “Cloud” Computing Initiative
Why did the DoD move to the Cloud? To make sure that when the system crashes, it’s a “Strategic Failure” instead of just a local… Read More »2010 Legacy: The “Cloud” Computing Initiative
2009 Legacy: The “Strategic Support” of the Navy
Why the “Riverine” units? To prove that the Navy can get muddy, too, even if they’d rather be on a carrier. Part of the 39… Read More »2009 Legacy: The “Strategic Support” of the Navy