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2011 Archive: The Sailor

 “A dark room is just a ship in a storm with no lighthouse.”

Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz06/29/2011 13:22The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Brazil_Terry_G08/12/1999 12:12Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Green_Day_Fan02/17/2007 00:39Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Leet_Speaker_7704/10/2008 11:197h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
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