Why did the DoD move to the Cloud? To make sure that when the system crashes, it’s a “Strategic Failure” instead of just a local one.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2010 “WikiLeaks & Tablet Tactics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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