2014 Legacy: The Milk

I’m “milking” my 15 minutes of internet fame.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

2024 is the year we stopped asking "Is it real?" and started aski...read more »

I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

@MIRC_Ghost06/29/2013 03:07Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Skate_Or_Die_9906/06/2014 18:34Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan02/05/2011 18:00Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Blade_Runner_201908/05/1995 05:51All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei10/20/2011 03:13You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Baxter_The_Dog12/12/2000 05:12Bark! (He says it’s funny).

@Harambe_Memories05/13/2005 17:05Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

@Confused_Travolta03/28/2000 08:39Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Top_List_Winner08/12/2011 08:19Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!