A guy gets the first iPhone and calls it the “Jesus Phone.” His wife asks, “Can it perform miracles?” He says, “It already has—it’s been ten minutes and I haven’t even noticed you’re talking to me.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
"Wake Up Dead Man!" "I'm trying, but the coffee hasn't kicked in...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
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The Mid-Life Crisis
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The Late Night Text
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.