2022 Vintage: The Wordle
A guy is staring at his phone, sweating. The bartender asks, “Financial crisis?” The guy says, “No, I’ve got four greens and I’m on my… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Wordle
2021 Archive: Album of the Year
Why folklore? Because Taylor Swift went into the woods and came back with a trophy—the ultimate “quarantine project.” Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2021 Archive: Album of the Year
2021 Legacy: The Cruella Style
“I’m feeling ‘edgy’ and ‘fashion-forward’!” “You have black and white paint on your face and you’re wearing a trash bag. This isn’t London in the 70s, it’s… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Cruella Style
2019 Legacy: The Jojo Rabbit Satire
A movie about a kid with an imaginary friend who is… well, Hitler. 2019 was a very brave year for comedy. Part of the 70… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Jojo Rabbit Satire
2019 Vintage: The Apple Watch “Always-On”
Why was the boss’s wrist glowing? Because he wanted everyone to see that it was exactly 2:05 PM and he was already bored. Part of… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Apple Watch “Always-On”
2018 Archive: The Font
I’m just your “bold” type of survivor. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Netflix Binge Part 2
“I watched 13 episodes of Stranger Things in a row!” “Do you feel enlightened?” “No, I feel like I need a shower and a new identity.” Part of the… Read More »2017 Archive: The Netflix Binge Part 2
2017 Legacy: The AirPods
Why did the blonde try to put two white beans in her ears? She heard about “AirPods” and thought they were a DIY version. Part… Read More »2017 Legacy: The AirPods
2017 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Victory
Why was the iris scanner so busy in Iraq? To make sure that the guys fleeing Raqqa didn’t just put on a clean shirt and… Read More »2017 Archive: The “Bio-Metric” Victory
2016 Legacy: The Chicago White Sox “Jersey Rip”
Why was Chris Sale so mad? Because he didn’t like the 1976 throwback jerseys, so he took a pair of scissors to them—a “cut” above… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Chicago White Sox “Jersey Rip”