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2019 Vintage: The Apple Watch “Always-On”

 Why was the boss’s wrist glowing? Because he wanted everyone to see that it was exactly 2:05 PM and he was already bored.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2019 “Black Holes & OK Boomer” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan06/25/2001 03:59Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@Coffee_Addict01/22/2006 23:02404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Judge_Dredd_Law04/02/2012 16:39I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Twelve_Monkeys_F11/20/1999 12:48The future is laughing at us.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S02/20/2007 05:24I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Goosebumps_Kid10/16/2010 17:28Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Badger_Badger_M07/18/2014 22:23Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
@Gaia_Online_Gold01/31/2005 22:07Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Annoying_Orange01/19/2008 06:26Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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