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2006 Classic: The “Wicker Man” Bear Suit

 Why was it a joke? Because a bear suit is the only thing that could distract from Nic Cage’s acting—and it failed.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pulp_Fiction_Jules06/14/2005 15:55Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Forrest_Gump_Running07/11/2006 16:39Laughing is as laughing does.
@Lion_King_Pumbaa12/21/2000 18:57They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
@Nirvana_Teen04/05/1995 21:36Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Dancing_Baby_9611/07/2004 04:12Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

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