“We’ll never be royals.” “Clearly, judging by the fact that we’re eating ramen on a Friday night.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition
In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
We’re better than you, and we know it!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Classic. Simply classic.