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2009 Legacy: The “Strategic Support” of the Navy

Why the “Riverine” units? To prove that the Navy can get muddy, too, even if they’d rather be on a carrier.

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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