2017 Classic: Mel Gibson’s Return
Why was he nominated for Daddy’s Home 2? Because the Razzies felt that a family comedy was the perfect place to remind everyone why they weren’t… Read More »2017 Classic: Mel Gibson’s Return
2016 Legacy: The Cubs’ Kyle Schwarber
Why was he a “Ghost”? Because he tore his ACL in April, returned in October, and hit .412 in the World Series like he’d never… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Cubs’ Kyle Schwarber
2016 Legacy: The Snapchat Dog Filter
Why did the customs agent look so confused? Because the traveler’s passport photo was normal, but in real life, he had digital dog ears and… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Snapchat Dog Filter
2016 Vintage: The Control
I’m “alt-ering” my weekend plans. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been here so long that my ‘One-a-Day’ vitamin has become a ‘Two-a-Day’ because I missed yesterday. Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Pharmacy Wait 2
2014 Archive: The Jared Leto Jesus Look
Why did he win Best Supporting Actor? Because playing a trans woman in Dallas Buyers Club required him to lose 30 pounds and gain a… Read More »2014 Archive: The Jared Leto Jesus Look
2014 Vintage: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but my GoPro caught the whole thing! Part of the 47… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Cargo
2013 Archive: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my tech specs. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Classic: The NSA Meta-Data Scandal
Why did the President say “Nobody is listening to your calls”? Because in 2013, “Listening” was a technical term for “Storing everything you’ve ever said… Read More »2013 Classic: The NSA Meta-Data Scandal
2013 Legacy: The “Identity Thief” Vibe
Why Melissa McCarthy? For a comedy that felt like it stole two hours of everyone’s time. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Identity Thief” Vibe