2023 Legacy: The Eras Tour Economy
Taylor Swift just boosted the GDP of entire nations simply by showing up and singing for three hours. 2023 is the year we realized that… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Eras Tour Economy
2022 Classic: The Corn Kid
A guy orders a beer and says, “It’s corn! It has the juice!” The bartender says, “It’s a Bourbon, Dave. It’s 100% corn juice.” Part… Read More »2022 Classic: The Corn Kid
2022 Legacy: The Instagram “BeReal” Clone
Why did the lawyer sue Instagram? For “copyrighting the concept of being boring in real-time.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT &… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Instagram “BeReal” Clone
2021 Classic: The NHL Seattle Kraken Debut
Why was the “Release the Kraken” slogan everywhere? Because the NHL got a new team and they decided that being “the deep” was cooler than… Read More »2021 Classic: The NHL Seattle Kraken Debut
2021 Classic: The Office Password
Why was it “Resigned2021!”? To celebrate the year everyone decided they were “Above” working in an office. Part of the 75 Office Groaners: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Office Password
2020 Classic: The Mulan (Live Action) Price Tag
Why was the movie night so expensive? Because Disney+ charged $30 for a “Premier Access” hot dog and a movie we already saw in 1998.… Read More »2020 Classic: The Mulan (Live Action) Price Tag
2019 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
Why did the lawyer call it a “Streaming Retainer”? Because you pay every month, but you only use the service when there’s a crisis. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Retainer Fee
2019 Classic: The “Send Her Back” Chant
Why was it a 2019 scandal? Because “Constructive Political Criticism” had been officially replaced by “Rhythmic Chanting.” Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Classic: The “Send Her Back” Chant
2017 Classic: Mel Gibson’s Return
Why was he nominated for Daddy’s Home 2? Because the Razzies felt that a family comedy was the perfect place to remind everyone why they weren’t… Read More »2017 Classic: Mel Gibson’s Return
2017 Vintage: Salt Bae
Why was Uncle Jim dropping salt off his forearm onto the turkey? Because he saw the viral video and was convinced that “theatrical seasoning” was… Read More »2017 Vintage: Salt Bae