2013 Classic: The Office Chair “Posture”
Why did we all get “Stability Balls”? Because the 2013 trend was to look like we were exercising while doing data entry. Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Office Chair “Posture”
2012 Legacy: The MRI
“Is this machine apocalypse-proof?” “Nothing is apocalypse-proof, Dave. Just lie still.” Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Mars Rover” Edition… Read More »2012 Legacy: The MRI
2012 Archive: The Country Buffet Strategy
Demanding that the entire family arrive at the local diner by 3:00 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the early-bird crowd paralyzes the… Read More »2012 Archive: The Country Buffet Strategy
2012 Classic: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition… Read More »2012 Classic: The Alpine
2011 Archive: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri… Read More »2011 Archive: The Calculator
2011 Archive: Best Female R&B Vocal
Why “Bittersweet”? Because Fantasia’s voice can make you feel every single emotion in under four minutes. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2011 “The… Read More »2011 Archive: Best Female R&B Vocal
2010 Classic: The Launch of Pinterest
Why was everyone “pinning” mason jars? Because a new site arrived that allowed us to organize our dream weddings, dream kitchens, and dream lives—all while… Read More »2010 Classic: The Launch of Pinterest
2010 Vintage: The Final Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “Consultation on the other side’s zoning laws.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Final Word
2010 Legacy: The Glee Tour
Why were the tourists singing in the streets of New York? Because they thought they were in an episode of Glee instead of a crowded sidewalk in… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Glee Tour
2009 Vintage: The Sherlock Holmes (RDJ) Hype
Why was the Dad being so observant? Because he was “discombobulating” the grill lid with the precision of a Victorian detective. Part of the 40… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Sherlock Holmes (RDJ) Hype