2006 Classic: The End of the Galacticos
Why was Real Madrid rebuilding? Because the era of Beckham, Zidane, and Figo ended without a major trophy, proving that buying every star in the… Read More »2006 Classic: The End of the Galacticos
2006 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut tight! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era… Read More »2006 Archive: The Theodore
2005 Classic: The Green Day Continuity
Why did the hallway music feel like a time loop? Because even though the album came out last year, the school radio station was still… Read More »2005 Classic: The Green Day Continuity
2005 Vintage: The Good Night, and Good Luck Smoke
Why the black and white? For proving that 1950s journalism was mostly just men in suits smoking cigarettes and being very serious about the news.… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Good Night, and Good Luck Smoke
2004 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
Why Arrested Development? For teaching us that “there’s always money in the banana stand.” Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Arrested Development,… Read More »2004 Archive: Outstanding Comedy
2004 Vintage: The Reality TV “Stain”
Why the jokes? Because no one wanted to admit they were watching Donald Trump say “You’re fired!” instead of the nominated prestige dramas. Part of… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Reality TV “Stain”
2004 Legacy: The “Drop It Like It’s Hot” Beat
Why was everyone making clicking noises? Because Snoop Dogg and Pharrell created the minimalist beat of the summer that made even drinking lemonade look cool.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Drop It Like It’s Hot” Beat
2003 Legacy: Beyond Borders
Why did no one watch the movie? Because we were too busy reading about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in the tabloids to care about… Read More »2003 Legacy: Beyond Borders
2003 Vintage: The Brave Carrot
Why did the carrot go to the gym? To get some “root” strength. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Brave Carrot
2003 Archive: The Alicia Keys “The Diary of…”
Why “You Don’t Know My Name”? For the video featuring Kanye West and proving that soul was doing just fine. Part of the 38 Musician… Read More »2003 Archive: The Alicia Keys “The Diary of…”